Updated
10-16-2000!Click
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Leta Hollingworth's "Children Above 180 IQ"
(See Prior Text for
the Table and text that appeared here day before yesterday.)
A Brief
History of Transportation, written in the year 2091 by my
great-great-grandson.
3:30
pm CDT - 0/18/2000: You may already
have seen this but if not, how about The
Four-Question IQ Test? (with thanks
to Keith Krebs).
Just before Halloween, in 1986, alone in my far-flung office in the deepening darkness after everyone else had gone home, I set about writing a Halloween poem. And then it began to write itself! It was like automatic writing, emanating from some sinister source beyond the pale. So you may want to get someone to stay in the room with while you read this, in case something wicked this way comes!Woo!-oo-oo-oo-oo!-oo-oo!-oooo!-oo.......
NOBODY'S WORRIED
I know of none who say they fear the park,And then the tales came trickling in of dogs that disappeared,
And people hike the glen when day is bright,
And yet, somehow, it empties after dark,
For Something weird and wicked walks by night.
It all began six years or so ago.
(Some say four billion years, when Earth was born.)
Four campers saw a crashing body slow.
Then saw a shape that nightmares take, that morn.
So as I say, no neighbors fear the park,
And people ply the glen when day is bright,
And yet, somehow, it empties after dark,
For Something weird and wicked stalks by night.
A Thing that blithely gobbles down a dog
And leaves no trace of bone or fur behind,
A Thing that might be found in brake or bog...
A Thing that no one really wants to find.