If no one were looking, I know what I'd do.The Prometheus Society's Membership Committee's range extension tables for the WAIS-R (Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale-Revised.)
Faster than anyone, no matter who,
Just for the fun of the thing.
I'd leap over fences and rip through the weeds,
Scattering thistle and sunflower seeds,
Chasing the rabbit and chasing the wind
And racing my shadow.
What fun it would be, With nothing and nobody faster than me.
If no one were listening, no one at all,
I know what I'd do.
I'd call to the beetle and call to the bird,
To everything scaly or feathered or furred.
Just for the fun of the thing
I 'd shout .
But people would hear me, and people would see.
They would peep through their windows and talk about me.
"She has gone just a little too far," they would say.
"Do you think it is time that we put her away?"
Oh, there isn't a doubt.
They would put me away like a bug in a box
And I'd never, no never, get out.
So I sit on the porch and I look at my shoes
And I wait for my tea and the six o'clock news.